OMG i havent bloged in forevers !

so i haven't been busy bee! DRAMMMMAAAAAA from fashion shows, fashion companies some trashy..lols! djing as usual and was doing some runway vids omg and modeling... omg you know that redzone thing sad they poofed it! it was like the best shit! then fucking cuts and some bitch wants to talk shit out me please do cus you will be they sorry bitch when im done with them... ahaha yezzz get it right .. so i was on vacation in pa with my bbf omg it was so fucking quite in the country! for about two weeks and i am so glad to be back! i missed my babe, family and friends and rl work lols...
ima try to blog more!

... and now ...2011!

I totally have been so busy and lazy at the same time with work rl and the holiday's. so sorry. first Merry Christmas and Happy New Years! hope your Christmas' where good and you got lost of presents! I hope that 2011 will be a better year. I am working on somethings one is a new men's only fashion blog ill post it here as it gets better its still in major surgery mode. ahahah. well that's it for now.

- xoxo Willi

/me dies of laughter! LOVE IT!!!

and the winner is.....im back bishes!

hello yall. i am back on my lovely break! thank gods cuz family gets annoying after a while! so ima be getting in to thing and hopefully having fun and seeing all the trash as usual! tho i have sen some in the past week since i been popping on and off. so i got to go i need to get things done. i just soooo needed to tell my loves family friend stalker and haters that this bish is back.

Trash on a break.

so since i been busy with work (only a lil tho) its huge right now with fashion week and my cousin here visiting. i am taking a huge break from second life and all the trash that is in there. i realized that some people only come in because they are pathetic lowlife cunts who have no friends. yes that is the very truth. i came in cuz i wanted to escape my busy rl plus think about it what is better spent over 100usd on clubbing getting drunk then saving your money for nice things like a vacation or paying your bills you know the thing that comes every month... but some are so pathetic they don't pay their bills, cheat on there rl partners, start drama, ignore there children. hell my best friend in rl is in sl and she has kids guess what when they are acting out she takes care of them. sl is not what it used to be. look at the whole emerald scandal. pathetic. yes its okay for others to do a viewer but not the ones who really wanted to do it. i know im not leaving but i will stay till it burns down. i just wont care anymore the cunts that troll it. when you have age, wisdom, and good looks. people look and are jealous i see it first hand.

A Pretty Mess Happy Fashionable & Party Hard 4th July SL & RL!

 So I went to see the fab fireworks on the Hudson. Did I mention I like... so..... live in the ghetto. it was fab. I laughed so much. at how some people are ghettoer then iz. i got vids will post them. :) also I went so some fashion thing let me tell you how disappointed I was no mens fashion what so ever. Hello Designers, Hello people who do Content Creations there are men out there str8 & gay and I know there are women out there who want there man to look good. yall need to like put your heads together and get your act together. MEN want to look good! fuck this. I want  look good i'm tired for having to repeat clothing... yea okay i do in rl its not like sl got to get your size and shit and see if you don't look a hot mess in it. lol .... but there needs to be something new innovative out there that will make people go OHHH AHHHH like fireworks. get the picture? and no i'm not talking about that mens fashion week cuz that was a mess too. so anyway to sum up this post.

MORE MENS FASHION

AND SOME ARE A PRETTY MESS.

I Leave you with this fab Vid/Song by Mz Erica Jane - Pretty Mess

Cuz i am a complete Bitch

if anyone would like to know ill first torture you with hot gay mob then ill put you into a volcano.



kisses :P

LOLzing

the bad things to do to noobs.

when ever a noob asks for help tell them : ctrl + Q

examples
noob: how do i get rid of lag?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob: i lost something i just bought how to i find it?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob: nothing is rezzing to me how do fix that?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob: how do i get lindens?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob: how do i activate voice?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob: How do I get the free cock so I can have sex?
sl elder: hit ctrl + q.
noob offline

noob

LOL

Where is Antarctica?
robby : Africa?
djbarnsely: north pole?

LOL

Why I dislike Many people in SL.

If you think your something RL and your tying to bring it in to this virtual world. It will not work. In SL only emotions Show and people hide behind that computer screen. People who have a complex thinking they are something cuz they Own Land(s)/Sim(s), DJ, Model, be a Builder. I see many of them and i laugh right in front of there pixel avi face. Why you are thinking. well fist think about people who are real in sl. People who are nice to actual people no picking not being a bitch they live there sl life full of peace and joy. People who are humble in rl are humble in sl. Now the ones who are bitchy and think they are all that. They have nothing in rl & sl they are trying to be so popular and keep the same people like them around, cuz they never had it so they want it here with that thought of a second life a second chance at it. Think of it like this. An sl model they go to modeling school to what edit their appearance? Learn how to walk give me a break. you could be sitting there anorexia or fat as a whale doing god knows what as your walking down that sl runway. DJ schooling as well? RL dj in sl? if your so good then dj in RL not here. i understand with age it is hard to get around but if your so good you could be out there and not in here being a diva. I learned to DJ reading and finally someone who i thank everyday that helped me with my Djing. He called me and walked me threw it. Some builders charge astronomical amounts for a building or clothing for what fame & fortune? Remember you could be hot one min and the next your not. just like rl.

Moral of this story. if your going to be in sl play nice or you will fell the wrath of me and many other who are fed up with cunts.

to my friends who know me yes the list grows. lmao
-winks Willi

The Gossip Boys are Backkkkkk

LOL watch out bishes cuz we is backkkkkk

/me smiles wide :))

i love me and being me is totally fucking awesome so all you haters you can kiss my pixel ass.

been a good week and tonight was a fucking best shit going on in ims.

busy getting the sim i do ready for winter and building things for a shop. :)

Days of our Slives. and everything inbetween LOLz

lord where do i start how i'm tired of working at a places i'm at. how i don't talk to certain cunts cuz one there immature or they only do things to hurt people. how i don't go to certain places cuz of sl cunts cuz there users and think their a sleberty. why im getting tired of people sending blind tps and private i'm group chats to "come see me dj". why is sl getting so fucking laggy and some the things they need to fix. oh why everyone seems to want to be a fucking dj all of a sudden again. and why certain djs who i think are complete cunts still in sl? why is it that some people to them self are still in sl? oh did you hear that sl is a drug and if not taken like a grain of salt... sorry but no one leaves sl unless there really dead and i mean not dead as in they killed their account but actually died? you know when you sell out your soul to cunts in sl. you become a cunt. oh never date an alt btw or partner one. why? cuz they will fuck you over. oh btw dont you love alts i see them all the time hmm under 30days old and got a skin good hair and ao? lolz please i know its 2009 but no one learns that fast. now im trying to save some sims from going under cuz one dumb person then one is MIA the other two are not well and i hope will soon get better. thank gods for good family and friends :)

kisses -Willi

MMhmm i spend my money betches :)

yep go and hate. cuz guess what? im doing me and yall who hating on me and my peoples just jealous. cuz why?

"We spend our money on all theses things."

Updates coming soon on my fab slife :)

-Willi

Under Construction. Remodeling. LOL

i totally messed up my layout and forgot to save the things i had on here well it was time for a change anyway LOL. please stay tuned.

Willi

Lord SLNWT again!

i got to love nat. i forgotto post this when it happened

Sunday, 20 September 2009

SL PAPARAZZI

I got a call on Friday night from my favourite div'o', Willilious Georgette. Rolling across the floor like a slut, on Willi's famous chim always makes me laugh, so I accepted his tp to come join him at a rl birthday party, that was being held for Ella Quinsette.

On arrival I felt very under dressed, as everyone was in formal attire-even Willi. I was shocked cause seeing Willi in formal white tux isn't the norm ya know.

The birthday girl looked beautiful and was happy to pose beside this big giant birthday cake that Willilious had created for her. Since the cake had been made by Willi, and knowing Willi very very well, I waited and waited, keeping my beady eye on the cake for the naked men to jump out and scream 'surprise', but it didn't happen. Willi hun, we need to talk.

/me sings, His name was Frolic he was a showgirl......Frolic Mills, what the hell were you thinking? I am not talking about the fishnets with hairy legs. Where the hell did you get those shoes???????
Amutey decided to show Frolic what showing leg is and decided to flash her pins. Amutey you have a beautiful leg and beautiful shoes, but how do you compete with a man with matching fans and a fruit bowl on his head?
I didn't go out much in SL during the weekend, well I did but nothing much was happening. Some SLIWT readers were having a much juicier time playing paparazzi and people were getting papped all over the place. Of course the pictures always end up on my desk.

Original Post here.
http://www.slinworldtoday.com/2009/09/sl-paparazzi.html

can you beleave it was a notice in bosl group too lmao... /me dies of laughter.

Coming soon a new Business. :) :P

omg working 20 hours on this.

Princess Leisha Nitely (Laughs Evily) and I got this done in record time again!



thats how a fucking party is done hunny. if your actually invited then woohoo to you if you aint well lol you aint no one then. pictures to come soon.

BTW Congrads to my big Sister for being Pregers you so getting a baby shower!
(if the doctor confirms it. crosses his fingers.)

Some People Have No Life.

LOL people need to get a REAL LIFE. /me laughs

like a real job so they can pay for their cell phone.

get a real man instead of fucking a gay boy or a jailed man.

get a man that will acutely sleep with them then fuck there sl sister.

oh wait get unban listed for copy botting .. thank you sl designers. =)

/me laughs so hard.

but then they have no life.


-Love Venomous Bitch.

SL to RL Look to pay your Bills.

-Willi
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A notecard from Azazello Zeluco. Enjoy.

Ladies,


This one is a tad bit long but will definitely put a smile on your face!!!! Well worth the read!


This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

Always. . .

Wendi Aarons
Austin , T X

How to be a model in sl!

Guest on the blog today Ms. Natalie Niven i love her to bits she owns and writes on slinworldtoday. she is noted also as a lovely sl model and dramamama of SL.


[9:21] NATALIE Niven: How to be a model in sl by Natalie Niven and Willilicious Georgette
[9:22] Willilicious Georgette: okay yall we gonna do this the gettho and ierland way
[9:22] NATALIE Niven: do u mean Ireland? lol
[9:22] NATALIE Niven: ok
[9:22] Willilicious Georgette: yes darlink i cant spell
[9:23] Willilicious Georgette: they know what i mean
[9:23] NATALIE Niven: first u need to blag ur way into a famous runway show or modelling agency
[9:23] Willilicious Georgette: thats why they shutting the fuck up
[9:23] NATALIE Niven: it helps if ur already famous btw
[9:23] Willilicious Georgette: mmmhmm yup then you gots to get free shits
[9:23] NATALIE Niven: yeah they give ya free dresses
[9:24] Willilicious Georgette: not the shit but free stuff.
[9:24] NATALIE Niven: if ur a diva like me you can demand an exchange on a fugly dress
[9:24] Willilicious Georgette: yes i seen her doo it she was like oh no this shit is ugly. sorry no walmark we want prada
[9:24] NATALIE Niven: but if ur not a diva ya just have took stupid lol
[9:25] NATALIE Niven: I mean too look*
[9:25] Willilicious Georgette: LOLOL
[9:25] NATALIE Niven: ok next up ya need to just turn up at the show and stand there till its ur turn to walk
[9:25] Willilicious Georgette: then you pres the fucking foard key ...
[9:25] Willilicious Georgette: foward*
[9:26] Willilicious Georgette: when is your turn to walk your fat ass down the runway
[9:26] NATALIE Niven: then ya just walk in a straight line down the runway fighting lag
[9:26] NATALIE Niven: u do this using the forward arrow keys
[9:27] Willilicious Georgette: mind you you could be drung hight or naked or not infront of you computer.
[9:27] Willilicious Georgette: drunk!
[9:27] Willilicious Georgette: sorry let me get the vodlka.
[9:27] NATALIE Niven: get me one
[9:27] NATALIE Niven: ok back to sl modelling 101
[9:27] Willilicious Georgette: sure darlink
[9:28] Willilicious Georgette grabs the bottle purs a galls for me then a BIG one fore nat.... hunny the irish love to drink......
[9:28] Willilicious Georgette: but back to the lesson....
[9:28] NATALIE Niven: if ya have a trip animation now would be the time to use it bearing in mind you will never get near a runway in ur slife again lol
[9:28] Willilicious Georgette passes nat a drink in rl...
[9:28] NATALIE Niven: lol thanks
[9:28] Willilicious Georgette: oh hunny i got that
[9:31] Willilicious Georgette: so now you walk your ass down the runway make sure to smile look thin suck in that gut and then stop at the fucking end dont fucking all off damit and pose. the need to take picture of you.
[9:31] NATALIE Niven: lol
[9:32] NATALIE Niven: ok so thats basically it lol sl modelling 101
[9:32] Willilicious Georgette: no no darlink you got to turn around not all the way around back down the runway while your naked sitting infrot of the computer... down the runway
[9:32] Willilicious Georgette: and the next bitch up!
[9:33] NATALIE Niven: ok the end now for the aftershow party
[9:33] Willilicious Georgette: go blow the organizer to get up in the world of modeling!
[9:33] NATALIE Niven: get drunk, cyber with some one famous just like a rl model lol
[9:33] NATALIE Niven: yeah
[9:33] Willilicious Georgette: ass and pussy world and if your a gasy man give him ass
[9:33] NATALIE Niven: lol

I got to love catching up with Nat and scaring the crap out of noobs.

-Willi
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