Naughty Genie Convo LOL

I was at my sister's house with kupo and was dieing on voice with this shit i mean laughing so hard i was coughing and my stomach cramped.

[14:48] Naughty Genie: IF YOU WANT A WISH GRANTED COME IN AND TALK TO ME, STOP STANDING AROUND JUST CLICKING THE BOTTLE, FUCKING PIECE OF PISS.
[14:48] Naughty Genie: I'M GLAD I'M STUCK IN HERE WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING FACE.
[14:48] Ylusive Surface: attic
[14:48] Ylusive Surface: that would be UP for the ATTIC
[14:48] Nice Genie: You have the most devastatingly beautiful bum.. it makes me want to weep with joy. I want to pour warm runny chocolate all over it, and lick it off .. but only between the hours of 5pm - 7pm.
[14:49] Kurogane Graves: wow
[14:49] Ylusive Surface: LOL
[14:49] Nice Genie: You will be lusted after by a small lady dressed as a garden gnome. Let her kiss you just once, that ought to keep her at bay for a while.
[14:49] Ylusive Surface: ROFL
[14:50] Kurogane Graves: LOOOOOL
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: EW YOU LEZZZ
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: I hate juuu
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: the red one over there
[14:50] Naughty Genie: Ninjas, man. It's all those fuckin' ninjas you have stalking you.
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: LMAO
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: it is TRUE!
[14:50] Ylusive Surface: omfg
[14:50] Kurogane Graves: whuh
[14:51] Nice Genie: Hug the next stranger you see, and offer to lick their nose. This will brighten up their day, and make you feel good in the process. Sometimes we must spread the simple joys in order to recieve wisdom.
[14:51] Ylusive Surface: there's an 8ball too
[14:51] Ylusive Surface: lol
[14:51] Ylusive Surface: EW
[14:51] Ylusive Surface: CREEPY ELEVS
[14:51] Ylusive Surface: run away!
[14:52] Kurogane Graves: YOU WILL TAKE THIS
[14:54] Ylusive Surface hides
[14:54] Kurogane Graves: >:O
[14:54] Ylusive Surface: :P